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hold a girls hand day

September 16th

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.

“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”

wdym?”

“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”

by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022


hold your newt

Hold you penis...hold your horses

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming

by Sassy ma April 17, 2019


chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.

Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.

by Dirty Actuary January 16, 2011


HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sinft if his name is lauritz

HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022


holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

by Jerome017 December 29, 2018


hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.

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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014


Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.

I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!

by D.R. Hart February 28, 2022