When your fucking a girl, you pull out, bust ur nut on a spoon and tell the girl she doesnt look well... so you shove that spoon all the way down the bitch's throat
Yo, last night i spoon feed that ho, and she fucking swallowed all that shit.
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1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
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Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.
Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!
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When your girl is on her knees and you have a plastic spoon and you cum on it and feed it too her, whilst making the sound "RAHHHHHHHHHH"
"Broooo I pulled a New Orleans spoonful on her last night!!"
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The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".
When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.
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The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.
What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!
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a white girl,usually fat and gross, who only fucks black guys.
that nasty bitch is a spoon collector, i bet shes been on jerry springer.
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