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A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.
Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.
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the Korean government established that it is illegal for an online video game to ship WITHOUT huge tits & gratuitous Ass shots for female characters, conversely it is obscene to expose more than the eyes of male characters unless they spout horns and bone spurs at absurd angels.
when these games inevitably get released in other countries (namely the US) the game developers get unduly accused of sexism and employing perverts when, in fact, they are all upstanding citizens adhering to the laws of their country.
Americans generally don't give a shit about most of the laws in their own country, and care even less about laws in other countries (Tijuana excluded from that statement), so they never bothered to look up the actual law and coined it "Korean Law". The rest of the world just picked up our phrase instead of coming up with their own, like usual.
also knows as "K-Law" and sometimes confused with "Japanese prevision" (or J-perv for short), the difference being: J-perv is a national pastime while K-Law is a government regulation.
13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "stop being such a feminazi! A chicks Tits are, like, natural and everyone is born from a Vagina, so .... why is it a big deal for me to play as a "natural" chick in a online game?"
13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #2: "yeah! we're actually supporting bitches to be comfortable with their bodies, and it's not like they're COMPLETELY exposed, so stop hating on Korea, they're just more progressive than the rest of the world."
13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "they're, like, so progressive, it's "Korean Law" over there!"
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Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.
I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.
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Seven's Law (also refered to Seven's Law of MMOs) is an adaption of Godwin's Law pertaining to the likelihood of a comparison to World of Warcraft in any discussion of a Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game (MMORPG) the rule is as follows:
As any discussion pertaining to any MMORPG grows longer, the probability of a comparison to World or Warcraft reaches one.
Seven's Law of MMOs (also refered to Seven's Law) is a modification of Godwin's Law pertaining to the likelihood of a comparison to World of Warcraft in any discussion of a Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game (MMORPG) the rule is as follows:
As any discussion pertaining to any MMORPG grows longer, the probability of a comparison to World or Warcraft reaches one.
In some games and gaming forums when this law is invoked much like Godwin's law the person who made the comparison automatically loses the conversation and is shunned (The Tabula Rasa Beta is a big example there is an unwritten law that WoW must never be spoken of) the main exception to this rule is known as the "WoW exception" which states that A person cannot logically lose a conversation due to Seven's Law in a World of Warcraft forum, fansite chatroom, in game chat etc.
Gamer 1: So I like the way the teleport system works in Tabula Rasa.
Gamer 2: Yes its much more efficient than the flight points in WoW.
Gamer 1: Wow Seven's Law hit us quick today.
Gamer 2: You're right.
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Crazed testosterone driven male who takes over every thought, moment and feeling your daughter has and changes her into someone unrecognizable as the person you knew but was honorable enough to marry her and take responsibility for what he did as he was stealing her away and for that her mother loves him even though now he acts like every other man. Also, known as a Daughter Stealer.
My daughter has been gone since she met my Son In Law but I love him for loving her even though he plays video games while she cooks and cleans.
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The Best Irish Pub Band in N.Y. if not the World. Half the bottle dott com
I went to the Shilelagh Law show and today I cant remember shyte
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Crowder's Law states "The Dumber the Content, The Bigger the Audience". Coined in YouTuber and ruler of the Muscular Class Rm Brown's comments by Lukav to explain conservative commentator Steven Crowder's online influence.
Non-Muscular Class member: "Hey man, why does this idiot have so many subs?"
Rm Brown: "Idk man, Crowder's Law says so."
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