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funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com
Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.
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My name is *____* , I self harm and I just start laughing whenever I feel it cutting deep within my skin. I end up staring at my fresh cut for at least an hour, I don’t know if it’s regret or not but I just don’t understand why it’s so bad? I’m not killing myself every time I bleed? I like it. Maybe one day I’ll stop, with a lot of help
You: ‘do you self harm’
Me: ‘yeah yeah I do’
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Deciding you want to be gay and having anal for the first time
When Bob had nook with Jim he was on a path of self discovery
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When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.
Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!
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A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.
Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?
Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
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the act of doing the same thing as everyone else. let's admit it people everyone does it the same way.
self expression is a load of crap
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inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.
I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.
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