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An Irish Marshmallow is when a male or female receives multiple anal creampies at a gloryhole then proceeds to lay on their back with the anus pointed in a superior position and knees to chest. They next produce a gassy seamen demon that splatters on and around the face.
Thought up and coined by Todd to explain why his tall, goofy, blond coworker was always late in 2016.
Dude, I saw Riley’s video from the gloryhole! He had the most Irish Marshmallow I have ever seen.
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The act of having sex with your own cousin.
Jacob Conklin said "Fuck the cousin rule" and performed an irish hand grenade.
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Haircut where one shaves his head because he's going bald.
Finally, after years of comb-overs and balding denial, Ben proudly wears an Irish Pub.
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When a person shoves a nyquil or 2 up ones bum and the leak out when being disolved
I was feeling a little sick and its St. Patricks Day so i decided to try an Irish Creampie
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When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.
Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child
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A unit of measurement totaling half of any length in inches.
Kyle says “I’ll have an roast beef sandwich with provolone cheese, make it an Irish 12” per the Irish inch, Kyle ordered a 6” sandwich.
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When a man ejaculates in a red haired hottie and the semen is leaking out of her vagina!
If things go well I am going to give that red haired hottie an Irish creampie!
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