work fog

That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.

Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.

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OMG it works, the dislike button works

A phrase that people type in a tutorial video that has more dislikes than likes.

YouTube video: 1k dislikes and 500 likes.

Person: OMG it works, the dislike button works.

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work bitch

When a person does something for another they become their work bitch

Can you pass me that drink? (passes drink).
haha your my work bitch

Rack up the pool balls.
Hell no, im not your work bitch holmes

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working out

code for smoking weed/getting high

Him: Let's hang out later bro
Snoop Dogg: are we gonna be working out though
Him: of course we are, we're gonna get so stoned

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works out

Problems or difficult situations that someone is able to find a solution or answer for.

I hope everything works out for you.

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Can Work

engaging in anal sex

Did u give her any can work?

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work the turkey

To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")

George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"

Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)

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