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Face Sex. Actual Sex of the face.
"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes
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February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!
Happy national text a Jason day!!
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Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'
1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.
2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."
2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
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It is when you have something extraordinary.
"Hey Ubaid, jason is so proud of you
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Basically a retard trying to be a bodybuilder.
A: Hey, did you see the new Jason Genova gym video?
B: I can't believe you actually watch that crap.
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The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.
Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.
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my girlfriend lora is amazing she is by far the best girl in the world and if she find this definition i like to say i love u very much lolXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxx
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