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jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes

jacob baloun is so bad at everything

by 12234566 April 18, 2018


Jacob lambert

If you run when you get caught with a vape

Don’t do the jacob lambert

by the cheeseburger October 1, 2021


Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.

“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked

by MantleLikesKids January 5, 2023


Jacob Wynn

Someone who loves to have sex and have a grrrrreat time like that son of a bitch tiger on the Frosted Flakes box,also scores any girl and once again loves to fuck and has a big cock

Jacob Wynn-wanna fuck

Someone else-HELL YEAH (they want to fuck)

by JOHNCENAGANGGANG October 15, 2019


Damnit jacob

A phrase you use when someone makes a joke definition or uses a name to make fun of someone

My friend made me yell "Damnit Jacob" when he entered me as a definition on urban dictionary

by Joke words November 17, 2016


Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.

“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment

by Mikado07 April 24, 2023


Jacob and Layla

A couple that is so romantic yet aggressive

Jacob and Layla are dating

by ArianaIsYes June 2, 2022