A Modern Day God, with multiple talents and traffic stopping good looks, also known as that hot kid over there
Girl 1: OMG hes fit, i'd tap that
Girl 2: Hell yeah thats jake grant
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Dirty Jake is when you shove youβre penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on youβre face and pee in you.
Holy shit, you got a dirty Jake! Lucky
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A man with a ridiculously large schlong
Hey man heard you were a dirty jake
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A special 12 year old girl who likes other girls. His fans, known as the Jake Paulers are mentally ill, disabled seven year olds.Do not cross him, he has fame and popularity from riding on his brothers nuts. Legends say he has an extremely small penis if he has one. Very low IQ and heβs cumin with the crew. His girlfriend/sister =Tessa Brooks raps about panera. People say he dated Hillary Clinton but broke up becuz Hillary thought he was to much of a moon bat.
OMG your being such a Jake Paul!
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A narcissistic idiot who exploits his 12 year old fans for money. His content mostly consists of fake drama, vlogs, and some obvious fake horror shit
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Known to haunt the deepest darkest bowels of the earth with his immortal laughter. He can say something that is deemed to be a joke yet when repeated back to him, he will explode in laughter in what can only be described as a air raid siren from the circus. A nice guy none the less.
Is that a monkey dying? No its Jake Jones laughing
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A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.
Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!
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