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A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”
A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad
¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"
This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
Most down to earth bitch you’ll ever meet!!
Life of the partyyyy
I had so much fun partying with lil’ jess!
The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time
Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?
Person 2: yeah like a month ago
Person 1: wow Jesse moment
A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.
That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.
jesse and jessica have to be the best couple to walk the face of the earth. They are both hardworking, smart, funny and always manage to put a smile on peoples faces. Although they have their lows too, they always manage to get through it together. Jesse loves Jessica and Jessica loves Jesse.
I want a jesse and jessica type of relationship(a relationship where no matter how hard it gets the two parties get through it together)