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The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...
Jimmy: I DO
A jimmy janker is a insest hillybilly. The term can either be an insult or a compliment.
I saw this one jimmy janker on the street yesterday
When you transfer to a station that doesn’t pickle and just lays 4 inch supply lines into Engine 7 on all of their working brownstone jobs
Mr. Rubottom said he would read me OSHA reports before bed so I pulled The Jimmy Black and went to Station 2.
A sterotypicial teacher in highschool who is such a savage he got fired. A teacher that would smoke cigs in his break, write letters about his students, and told all his students they were to work at McDonalds.
I remember when I was a junior i had my best experience with a Jimmy K. Jimmy K told me that I was to work at Burger King all my life.
Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.
"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!
First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.
Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.
1. A hot mom
2. probably the hottest person alive
3. a immortal god's (AKA Hugh Neutron) wife
Me: I love Jimmy's mom
Sofia: Her husbands is amazing too
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