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When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
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To get a blowjob while playing a video game or something else considered "nerdy".
I talked my girlfriend into giving me a nerd job in the middle of a game last night.
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Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
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When one man uses his flaccid penis to masturbate another man's erect penis. If the penis stays soft the individual is considered straight. If the penis becomes hard, the gentleman can then be harrassed for being gay.
Hey Bob, I heard you were handing out penis jobs for 2 bucks a pop!
Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.
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Total screw-up. Usually used ironically, to indicate when someone's self-delusion is in direct contradiction to well-known and easily-observed facts.
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
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in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form
the pornstar said I got a sex job
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A word to describe a job well done, or used in recognition of a job to be done. Often used by farmers/agricultural workers
Person 1 "Lets get a bigger hammer"
Person 2 "Proper job"
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