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Joe Stack

When a person becomes outraged with the system, goes on a tirade and causes severe damage to persons and property with no concern for innocent victims.

Keep pissin me off and I'll go Joe Stack on your ass!

by Barkov February 19, 2010

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Joe Markey

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.

"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey

by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

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Hobo Joe

A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.

John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*

by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joe The Plumber

"Joe the Plumber," aka Joe Wurzelbacher referred to in the 2008 presidential election was used as a tool by McCain to make Obama appear as if he were raising taxes for the common man.

In actuality, under Obama's economic plan, "Joe The Plumber" would only be taxed if his company made over $250,000 a year.

McCain used this as spin to confuse undecided voters that Obama was taxing "Middle America" when in actuality he promises not to raise taxes for 95% of Americans.

McCain: "Your going to tax Joe the Plumber"
Obama: "I Only if he's making over 1/4 of a Million dollars a year"

by Woodenfox October 16, 2008

68๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 9, 2011

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joe momma

A round-about way of saying "your momma."
Often used in online games such as SOCOM or Battlefield to cleverly say "your momma" as a 'clever' username.

Practical example: "Joe Momma sures likes to wrestle!"

Gaming example: "Mr. Noob was fragged by JoE MoMMa with AK-74s"

by Alex January 22, 2004

53๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joe-pa

To be fully aware of certain extraordinarily prejudicial circumstances and/or happenings, yet choosing to completely ignore them for the benefit or lack of reprimand of oneself or others.

Dave: DUDE! Ryan! I just caught Matt cheating on his girl! What should I do about it?!

Ryan: Dude... We gotta Joe-pa that.

by Clavicle_L_Ya November 11, 2011

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