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A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.
John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"
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A rude boy who will seem nice at first but will treat you like trash. dont be decieved by his looks hes just a bully.
girl: Theres this boy at my school he use to be so nice and sweet but now hes a dickhead.
friend: Is his name Ethan Johnson
girl: Yes how did you know
Friend: Its a secret my friend
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A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.
Dude look at that dude acting like a brett johnson!
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A person who thinks that they're really funny and doesn't know that they aren't.
"He's a real Joel Johnson"
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Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.
I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!
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When a man is getting some dome, and the female has a slushy currently in her mouth currently.
man a "Why you shivering man, its July?"
Man B "Dude, you know that hot WaWa lady, she just gave me a frosty johnson"
Man A "Sick man, thats better AC!"
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When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection
Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.
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