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When u soak a whip in cum and hit the first person u see in the face.
I gave my girlfriend an Indiana Jones last night.
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Getting oral sex blow job from behind an open locker door
Hey dude, that chick gave me a Davy Jones after school yesterday.
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Hey my baby... I love you to death
"Who Who? ... Tenice Jones"
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Cayli comes from the word cheese which is a yellow-ish dairy product that you eat...... they have absolutely nothing in common but it is true. She told me.... anyway she is rad i love her she is my emo lesbian lover! she is so emo......
omg that girl is so cayli.....
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Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.
I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.
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A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.
Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
Former gameshow host now on talksport graveyard shift.He helps you get to sleep.
II used to do the Pyramid Game
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