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An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
Blonde moment Brain fart Lapse of reasoning
Oh sorry I put the kids in the oven, I must have had a 'Kelly moment'.
At first, Lucas can be a bit shy or awkward, but once you start to talk to him, he is so fun and incredibly HILARIOUS! It is practically impossible to get in a fight with him, as he is so kind and forgiving. He is so chill and could talk to anyone. He is kinda hot but most people thinks he is a bit zesty because he talks to both boys and girls, which, for some reason, people think is weird. When Lucas gets called zesty or gay, he makes it look like he’s fine and laughs, but inside, it’s the worst thing someone can say to him.
Inside he can be quite sensitive and insecure, but he doesn’t show anyone else, scared that he will affect others. He is thoughtful, clever and confident (sometimes). The only thing he wants is for all of his friends to be happy.
Everyone needs a Lucas Kelly in their life, mix of fun, kindness and chill.
Kind very funny…. Boys always like her but never make a move, so she’s always single.. her life is very fun and exciting . Usually marlie keeps her grades good and is very kind and loving to those who are good to her. She is a bitch if you talk about her. Don’t embarrass her or she’ll body slam you!!
Yoooo look at that fine girl over there… “that’s marlie Kelly”- jamarcus
a short 12 year old female smurf.
woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.
any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!
Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"