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One of the most amazing persons someone can ever have the pleasure of knowing. Selfless, kind, all around sweetheart, always honest. To know a Lazy Wolf is to spend every day smiling nonstop and an insane amount of happiness. Someone you'd never want to lose 🩷💜
I spent my day with Lazy Wolf and had the most amazing day ever. We used a gasbag as a magic carpet!
A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)
Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.
When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah
Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy
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Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.
Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy
Where one person in the middle positions their arms in the shape of a 'W' and jerk the other two with their forearms waving back and forth in the process like a "lazy W"
Hey, check it out, Donna is giving those two dudes the ol' Lazy W behind the shed.