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The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.
U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.
U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
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A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.
I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!
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Speaking in caps lock over the internet to show anger.
Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD THAT OMG WHAT THE HECK
Him: Woah woah, why you going all caps lock on me.
When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
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The act of passing shit from one person to another after tossing one person's salad.
Dude I hooked up with a girl a week ago and she gave me a cincinatti lip lock and I could taste shit for the whole week.
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A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke
tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face
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