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Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.
An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.
When someone works for long periods of time. Not just an 8 hour shift or something, but for very long periods of time.
Sarah: "I never see Jordan around anymore"
Mark: "That's because he works mad long hours"
A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."
"What the fuck for?"
"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."
"A long distance yawn!"
"Exactly!"
A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
spicy lesbian who eats all your food and calls you a bitch
wow, she did that!
yeah she's a total Yang Xiao Long
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A song used by soldiers during the Rhodesian war.
It's a long way to Mukumbura!
It's a long way to Ja!
A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?
Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
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