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The mexican sack lunch is making use of your condoms in more ways then one. After ejaculating in a proflactic during anal penetracion tie it off carefully so not to spill. Take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary.
Hey dude, are you gonna finish that mexican sack lunch?
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shiting in someones mouth and then washing it down with piss
i gave her a hot lunch and a warm beer
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Used when faced with a difficult challenge. Came from the common instance when a school yard bully would take lunch money from a smaller kid and use it to by his own lunch.
I have to write a 50 page report on the state of our global environment this weekend. It's gonna eat my lunch!
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To have relations with someone else's significant other.
-Man, that girl is fine, but she's dating my friend, and I don't want to eat someone else's lunch.
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i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat
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When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side
Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you
A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.
A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk
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