chair, mad as a

hatstand (q.v.)

"mad as a chair"

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Stepdad Mad

Used to describe the level of anger a Stepfather may have against a child or woman. The rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. When one is overcome with Stepdad Madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be prone to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. They may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. See also: Beltmaster, Wifemaster, King of the Castle.

Kid #1: Man, did you see those bruises on Jim and his Mom?

Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!

"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"

"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."

"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."

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Mad Hard

originally used in "Save The Last Dance". Used to express the awesomeness of something.

Me: i just found 50 dollars in my pocket!
Devyn: that's mad hard.

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Mad notes

Jay and silent bob.

Also see: moris day

They Are the madnotes!!!

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mad tv

Mad TV has never made me laugh...

I'm sure Mad TV has it's appeal to some, but as a wise 8 year old boy once said: Yes, I'm saying that 1/4 of Americans are retards; to which another wise 8 year old boy responded: Yeah, at least 1/4. This show assumes that off the wall comments and anything random generates comedy. It reminds me of the people in my life for whom I couldn't give a shit whether or not I ever see them again.

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Mad Man

high grade weed

let me hit the mad man

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Mad Waste Mad Horn

A typical feeling when Really drunk and excessively horny at the same time. In fact, if one is mad waste mad horn it usually causes the engagement in relations with slampigs that they usually wouldn't think about touching.

"Yo dan i heard u double teamed that slampig last weekend with gage."

"Yeah but i was mad waste mad horn so its no biggie."

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