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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
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Code word for a good looking (HOT) person walking by.
Bro, did you see that moose! Dime piece fa sho.
Moose is a pet-name used for girls who are beautiful, kind, lovable, easy going & love music, poetry & art.
A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.
This is Moose, he is a great guy. You shouldnt upset the Moose though
That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"