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While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
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When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!
The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.
"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."
"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"
An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.
Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?
A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten
I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell
The Nuki penetration machine has a machine used in Launch island to help the Queen Abby to scream
What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.
“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”
Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”