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While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
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An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.
Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?
The Nuki penetration machine has a machine used in Launch island to help the Queen Abby to scream
What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.
“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”
Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”
A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”
Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please
When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!
The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.
"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."
"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"