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A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
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Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.
Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.
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Strictly for the socially inept. Magic: The Gathering is occasionally used in conjunction with the Yorkshire word chuffing:
My mom approves of Magic: the Gathering, it keeps me away from girls.
I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.
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Another word to describe Getting in bed with somebody.
The word comes from the song Magic city - DJ unk
Magic city is the same meaning as CANDYSHOP.
Julie: Ill take you to the candyshop
Tyler: Alright ill take you to magic city
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This isn't from the SpongeBob Square Pants movie, read "Lord of the Flies" sometime guys.
The Magic Conch was like an Indian Feather, the holder of the feather was the one who "had the floor", and was the only one who was suppose to speak.
Ralph has the Magic Conch, it's his turn to Speak.
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Magic City is for Orlando? No way! THe Magic City is the nickname for Miami FL! Oh yea. Orlandos Nickname is " The city Buetiful Ha.
Miami is now the 6th largest city in the US. 50th in the world yet it only started with a population of 300 in 1896 thats one young city. Magic!
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A sex toy, that is the model of 50 cents real dick. Is battery operated and Water proof
He said this on shade 45 on sirius radio
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