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A catchphrase started in "A diary of a wimpy kid" also known as "the bible" is used to show something zany or wacky has just occured
Bill- "my nan just died of banana peel Isis"
Dave- "Zoo Wee Mama
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To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
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Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
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The baddest gooses the world has ever seen.
we're the silky goose mamas, what about it? >:)
A amazing roblox/gacha you tuber,she is really fun
Me:do watch big mama eternal
My friend:who?
Me:how do you not know who she is ?
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when the mother, who you are not married to, of one or more of your children starts negatively interferring with your life, especially where other women are concerned; consists frequently of open public displays of anger and loud verbal assaults, hand gestures, head-shaking, etc.; The goal is to cause the father embarrassment either in front of his new lady friend, his close male friends, or his immediate family; it provides the baby mama a brief feeling of control in a situation where she typically has none as a struggling single mom.
"Man I was at the club hangin' with this fine thick sista that I'm seein' now, when that bitch popped up droppin' all kinda baby mama drama about needin' diaper money for my son and shit!"
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A sexual act which is preformed by the woman. After the man cums into the her mouth, the man will get on his knees as the girl stands up and proceed to gag the sperm like a mama bird into the man's (the baby bird's) mouth
Boy: Aw dude i let my girlfriend mama bird me last night and... i actually kind of enjoyed it...
friend: Dude that's fucking disgusting man, ain't my cum goin in anybody's mouth but my girl's.
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