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she’s a bad bitch you can’t kill her
girl 1 : omg is that bella marie !
girl 2 : omg yeah she’s a bad bitch you can’t kill her
when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?
Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.
i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.
Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles
She is a very pretty and popular girl. She's also very talented and shes a gift from God! Everyone absolutely loves her! ♡
Marie-Lys is so talented !
Trys to support Husband. Steals.
Marie Schrader: "Hank your Rocks are here!"
Hank: "They. Are. Minerals." *Shoots Marie*
a backstabbing boyfriend stealer, who occasionally looks “out of it”
Yeah Joe was a pretty cool guy but he’s with Crackhead Mary.
We used to be friends, but now she’s a crackhead mary.
The wife of Dr. John H. Watson, currently expecting their first child.
Sherlock deduced Mary Morstan's pregnancy in The Sign of Three, at her and John's wedding.