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A sexual act involving rubbing raw chili's all over your hands, and performing a shocker on a willing (or unwilling) participant.
I've had the clap before but nothing burns worse than a Mexican shocker!
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When you eat jalapenos and have the juice on your hands and then fingerbang your woman.
Joey made some nachos with jalapenos on them and then he gave me the mexican fingerbang! Ouch.
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When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned
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A beverage created when one ejaculates into a container of beer (preferably Mexican beer), causing bits to float on top.
Last night Jim made a Mexican iceburg for his girlfriend, it's her favorite drink.
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A mixed drink containing black coffee and a shot of tequila
Holy shit am I hung over from that party last night. Someone mix me a black Mexican so I can get out of bed.
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A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.
Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.
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When a horny guy has no other choice but to remove his female partners tampon before they engage in sexual intercourse. (you do not actually have to be mexican)
"the dirty mexican"
Chancho: so do you want me to pull it out?
Babycakes: I'm not gonna do it!
Chancho: ugghhh... Ok... I guess...
Chancho: *pulls the tampon out*
¡¡MUCHO SEXO!!
Babycakes: you dirty Mexican!
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