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The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!
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Someone who is able to tear the sleeves off a shirt with ease, grace, and power.
"I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."
"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
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a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"
b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
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A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.
That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!
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An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.
Like a typical coast monster, Nathan had never been further inland than Sacramento.
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Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.
Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"
P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the
other poor unsuspecting pups there."
Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
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The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.
Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.
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