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Someone who is able to tear the sleeves off a shirt with ease, grace, and power.
"I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."
"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!
A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.
That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!
Zero Ultra White Monster is made for the white male to drink during White Boy Summer to vrilmax, save his country, and destroy (((them))).
Alpha: Holy shit dude when you took a sip of that White Monster you grew 6ft tall, got ripped, and your testosterone went up.
Alpha #2: I know, I love my people now.
An unusual person who likes things you put on facebook, and may or may not make you uncomfortable. If you're okay with it, then probably the term is used endearingly, otherwise it's used when full of hate. It's sort of like calling someone a tickle monster.
Stacy liked all my pictures of me and my cat
Awwh what a like monster!
Bob from work liked the picture of my cat...
Seriously?! WHAT A LIKE MONSTER.
Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.
Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"
P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the
other poor unsuspecting pups there."
Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
In Marine Corps boot camp, this is the little book you are issued that has all of the required knowledge in it. You take it with you to class and study it every free moment you have.
Drill Instructor: Ok, How bout takin out your Green Monsters and studying NASTYS!!