the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
A mountain once created in a “peaceful” MineCraft world until some thot mega Rory put TNT everywhere and some other thot mega called Hollie set it off with Flint and Steel, Which then creates your whole game to lag really bad or even crash
Ceebs Writing a definition for Thot mega mountain ✌🏽
When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.
I did the Rockie Mountain Hummingbird on my girl last night.
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The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.
Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter
Person B: Incorrect
Person A: die
Person C: die
Person D: die
Person B: sorry I meant correct
Dáin II Ironfoot
After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.
When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.
Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"
Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"
Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."