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Fat ninja

When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat

Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!

by Jbomb66 December 3, 2014


Bitch Ninja

A ninja who utalizes a sword in the art of combat.

Some Ninja: "what kind of ninja uses a sword... I'll tell you what kind of ninja a bitch ninja"

Samurai: "Actually I'm a samurai "

Some Ninja: "That's a funny way of saying bitch ninja"

by Icewin9 December 18, 2018


Ninja Skee

an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.

What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!

by chrism2yo January 24, 2008


Kawasaki Ninja

A badass sport bike ranging in CCs usually ranging from 300-1000cc, easily comparable to the Busa.

Dude is that a Kawasaki Ninja!?!, those things have balls!

by KDXrida January 26, 2021

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Ninja aggressive

its like aggressive (in the passive aggressive sense) but you dont know theyre being aggressive. ....sneaky aggressive.

not to be confused with passive aggressive

Like some farts (silent but deadly)

Im aggressive, but you dont know its happening. Im like ninja aggressive.

by edudnikihc August 1, 2016


Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.

Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.

by nehlewolf April 22, 2011


ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend March 31, 2018