bearded triangle

An area between a womans legs in which you insert your pee pee, the area may be a little fluffy.
Hence the bearded.

An unshaven minge

hahaha wtf are you doin with a bearded triangle

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weird beard

Another name for a male/female area of pubic hair.

That girl had an overgrown weird beard.

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anal beard

the pubic hair surrounding the anus

fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard

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beard rape

when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.

"Chris you need to shave!"- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- Chris's chin hair on girls face

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40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

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Beard Club

A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:

Rule #1
Be Late.

Rule #2.
The ratio is 18:72

Rule #3
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4

Rule #4
Fake beards do not count.

Rule #5
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)

Rule #5
Must be an apolitical group

Rule #6
We got Rules!

Rule #7
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)

Rule #8
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")

Rule #9
Possess mysterious powers

Rule #10
No shop or sports talk.

Addendums and additions welcomed.

W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."

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neck beard

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

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