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Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".
Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.
Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!
Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.
Lisa: B-E-D! BED!
Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!
Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)
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A relatively small, four wheeled device powered by a rather loud and environmentally unhealthy engine. These vehicles are usually driven by children, but sometimes by fun-loving adults. Driving them often results in confrontation with cops and/or a$$ hole neighbors.
Cop: Im sorry son, Im gonna have to confiscate your go kart.
Child: F*&K YOU!
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always on the go; ready for anything
"Aye man, you tryna go to the club tonight?"
"Oh, it's whateva jo...you know I'm in go mode tonight
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Doing something with 100% effort, but requires some unteachable skill.
Something a beast of a man does all day everyday.
He doesn't give a damn about the consequences, does life like a Jeff Zhao up life's Punhani.
Suraj: "I go hard at everything"
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Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.
Our company expects to make a profit going forward.
We don't expect any layoffs going forward.
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(Verb, To go to the store) Referring to the youtube video, "Going To The Store", where a claymation man seemingly has an epileptic fit whilst walking down the street, accompanied by a jaunty tune. If you say someone "Went to the store", it means they committed an act of insanity or clumsiness that results in people openly asking, "What the ACTUAL fuck, did I just see?"
"Dude, Mr. Goldsmith totally went to the store on us in metalwork last block."
"Hahaha, When you tripped, it looked like you were going to the store, bro!"
"You look like you're going to the store whenever you run, no offense"
"I know, I totally go to the store whenever I drink, I'm such a flail."
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Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.
Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...
Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...
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