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Expression for describing your traumatic childhood
im a fucked up puppy
The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!
A slang term to describe something, someone, or an action you like/dislike. Originally from the 20th episode of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast starring Jschlatt, Slimecicle, and Ted Nivison. As a kid, Ted called his beanie baby "favorite puppy" instead of giving it an actual name. It then became a joke among them to use it to describe things, and confuse future guests.
"The way you said that is Least Favorite/Favorite Puppy"
To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota
Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.
When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.
Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
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An ex (usually an unfaithful abusive cheating and or all out douchebag) will act pathetic sad and or suicidal to make u feel bad and to get back together
You see Mike he's using the sad puppy dog to get back with his ex what a douchebag
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a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school
"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"
"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"
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