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A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
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Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."
After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.
Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.
PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican Party.
If I haven't yet convinced you to pay CUA a visit, I should point out one last detail. As long as you can conjure an even half-way decent reason for them to not feel guilt, the women are easier than 123. I take no responsibility if the condom breaks, however.
G-Town Student #1: "Dude, wanna go down to Union Station and hit on some Catholic University of America girls?"
G-Town Student #2: "Fuck no man, I want to actually earn my poon-tang tonight."
AU Student #1: "I'm so glad that I didn't apply to Catholic!"
AU Student #2: "AMEN Sister!"
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An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.
Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!
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When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.
Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"
Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"
Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"
A loose organization of internet trolls. Used to be an actual organization until its leader got busted for computer hacking. The GNAA has become a meme, and while there is no longer a large organized group, many trolls claim to act on behalf of the GNAA, keeping the spirit alive.
(on an IRC network or 4chan board) Troll: Hello, I represent the Gay Nigger Association of America. How are you today?
Moderator/Operator: fuck off *bans troll*
Troll (connecting from another proxy): I'm back! All hail the Gay Nigger Association of America!
Moderator/Operator: oh its you again *bans troll again*
Repeat......
Repeat......
Repeat......
It never ends......
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A campaign slogan for a team planning to ban shredded cheese and MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN!
I might be crazy, but I wanna Make America Grate Again.
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This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.
I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.
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