Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.

Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!

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Space noodle

How the space needle is supposed to be pronounced

Hey look at the Space Noodle

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noodle sticks

Also know as chop sticks

The food in the takeout bag didn't have any noodle sticks.

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noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.

1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."

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Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

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Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

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Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

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