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super straight are just gay men who play rpg games and kiss each other
guy 1: im super straight
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok
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a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke
person: i'm super straight
rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people
rational person: *curbstomps them*
:))))
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A sexuality for people who are only attracted by cisgenders of the opposite sex.
Person 1: Hey, are you super straight?
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.
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When two straight guys "accidentally " have sex while working on their lifted truck
Josh and I spent all night in the garage straight piping, and then we did some exhaust work on my truck.
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If you are straight edge you are basically someone who respects their body and wants to live a healthy life. You don't drink, do drugs, or engage in promiscuous sex. Most straight edge people are teenagers (because they are under 21); therefore these are the smart teenagers...you know, the ones that can actually have fun without putting toxins in their body or randomly hooking up with people to pass the time.
"hey you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"no man, I'm straight edge, I can have fun without help."
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when someone goes straight down your Facebook page and likes everything. including wallposts, comments, statuses, etc.
usually it's a close friend of yours, or someone who's bored to death.
Al: I straight liked Amanda's Facebook page like 3 times she's pissed.
Sonia: That's hilarious I always do that to one of my co-workers when I'm bored.
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similar to emo in that it was invented by Ian Mackaye but got out of hand and now totally sucks.
Also completley misunderstood, nearly from Day 1.
1)Edge kids blieve in "rules" of no smoking, drinking, drugs or casual sex, with variations of veganism pro-life, etc.
2) Some of these variations are ridiculous and fascist.
But edge wasn't supposed to be rules, it was just supposed to be what you thought was right, and what was good for your health (ahem, getting in fights with smokers may not be too healthy).
1) Edge: STAY TRUE!
Normal Kid: Are you always this uptight?
2) Guy in the mall: (lights up)
Hardline Kid: (beats the shit out of the smoker)
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