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Something a rat likes as much as a big ole pile of garbage, it really doesn't matter to a rat how much garbage is in the pile. They're as happy as a pig in a pile of shit with their garbage, they disregard how nasty it really is.
The rat saw a jackpot, not a little ole pile of garbage.
The bean that you put on the end of your knob.
Have you done The ol' boy?
whats that?
Its when you put the bean on the end of your knob
also known as a dorris, mum, mom, an Ol dot is just a cool name for your mum or any mum
cant wait, my ol dot is cookin a roast tonight yum yum.
hey paul you coming out tonight?
na me ol dot said ive got to stay in :(
nice weed buh yeah me ol dot got it for me
Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.
I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.
An expression used by back-woods folk to display feelings of anger, hate, regret or anxiety. One may also hear "frick" in similar situations from said grease monkey.
Man 1: "Hey Ricky Bobby, your truck got banged up real good while we were pounding Natty Lights last night."
Ricky Bobby: "Dang 'ol man. Shit's fucked."
The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.