After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.
Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"
Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"
if you say this please consider suicide
Furry rp oil rig 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!
Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet
I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low
Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations
This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.
A man who works on the oil field, swears like a trucker, can’t pronounce their A’s and sleeps with anyone except their wife.
“After o got off work I went to the bar and banged this chick and then went home like nothing happened man”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”