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“hey look its olive oil ollie”
“oh yeah, they love simon kalivoda more than they love ryan”
oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.
he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
who is that?
that is oliver goatdirt, say hi G0ATDIRT
he's so kind
Oliver Stubley (aka Stubbers) is a saxophone player who is generally one of the most annoying people you may ever meet. Makes life a bit of a mess and never accepts Nando's dates over zoom with his supposed lover. 🍗🍗
oliver jackson cohn is a name of a famous person
me: oliver jackson cohn get over here. him: no
The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
Mr. Marvin Olive means when Marvin Olive is at work and he is now Mr. or when he is out being cool and older then he is mr. marvin olive
Mr. Marvin Olive: Hello
jit: oh thats Marvin Olive
Mr. Marvin Olive: thats MR. Marvin Olive to you