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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.

1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!

by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022


Lazy W

Where one person in the middle positions their arms in the shape of a 'W' and jerk the other two with their forearms waving back and forth in the process like a "lazy W"

Hey, check it out, Donna is giving those two dudes the ol' Lazy W behind the shed.

by delta-blue December 15, 2022


lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow February 12, 2018


Lazy pervert

While driving you reach out the window to slap someone on the ass

See that girl walking lazy pervert her

by Ninjaplease187 February 18, 2018