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egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 20, 2006

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rolling egg

a unique sex position in which the two peole are able to roll over eachother and end up back where they started.
best performed in water.

sallly- we went for a late night swim, and ended up doing the rolling egg. Quite enjoyable

by bigsalllldog January 30, 2009

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Dodo Egg

Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.

Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.

IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.

IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?

IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.

by Whimsy September 27, 2010

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Egg man

Dr. Gabor

That Gabor is a total egg man!

by displeased chicken April 10, 2017

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Robin Egg

Street Slang for a blue Watson brand Lortab...

Yo man, got any Robin Eggs?

by Phenomentality January 13, 2011

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egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

by mister creepy February 2, 2011

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wet egg

Apparently the idiots version of wet lettuce

Someone: James are you coming to pounded
James: No I'm being a wet egg!!!
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by Whatatit May 11, 2017

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