hc&p

Hard cocks & penis

Guy1: Hey man I'm getting my HC&P on tonight!
Guy2: Hard cocks and penis?
Guy1: Yeah!
Guy2: Isn't that gay?
Guy1: Only on Sunday.

Siggz P

A sussy baka

Imposter sus
Likes omori and twf

SAYS SUS UNIRONACALLY LMAO
sigge sus

Siggz P is a susay baka

P burn

A worse version of saltcoats. Don't be there past 7 o'clock or you will be stabbed by wee rab.

Oft this is shite its almost worse than saltcoats.
That's what you call p burn!

Tp&p

"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single

Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.

p-foot

Abbreviation for pussy from out of town. The best kind, unless you're prone to getin' sprung. Those chicks just in town for the weekend.

I'm postin' up at the Holiday Inn for the weekend, prowlin' for p-foot.

Kurage-P

The best Vocaloid producer ever.
He makes the best songs ever.
His real name is Wada Takeaki.
He mostly uses Yuzuki Yukari, Hatsune Miku, and Otamachi Una, but he also uses Kagamine Rin and flower.
His notable works include "Hate It! Hate It! Huge Ego!", "Check Check Check One Two", and "Chururira Chururira Daddadda".
He also uses these names: くらげP, electripper, 和田たけあき, JellyfishP

Only gay people listen to him.

"Who's the best Vocaloid producer?"
"Kurage-P, definitely."
"Yes!!! Are you gay, too?"
"Heck yeah!"

Pushin P

Selling dick to old ladies is Pushin P

I was at ya grandmas house pushin p