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The act of male masturbation whereby a slice of pizza is wrapped around the penis shaft and stroked until ejaculation is achieved. Extra toppings can be added for an exotic experience (i.e. pineapple and ham = a Hawaiian pizza jacket; spicy sausage and peppers = the Guidette pizza jacket; etc).
I am so hungry, but that guy just used the last slice as a pizza jacket!
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culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.
"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"
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The name given to a female prostitute who gives oral sex to pleasure any random stranger. This female prostitute also most likely has braces and a big ass.
Sierra Pizza came over to my house last night to give me a good time.
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It’s when you decide to sue a pizza. Also if you sue a piece of food, you need to rethink your life choices.
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When one eats a whole pizza pie and does not recall eating the last slice. S/he then blames another for jacking the last slice.
"Did one you just eat my last slice of pizza?"
"I just saw you eat it; you must have had a pizza blackout."
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When a business tries to make themselves good by doing something that costs them nothing, but helps nobody either.
Management listened to the workers complaints about being overworked and underpaid and threw them a pizza party.
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When you take females period blood and smear it on her breasts and then get pepperoni and slap it on her nips and then jizz Parmesan on her titties and eat the shit out of it.
Girl: Babe, you wanna slice of pizza?
Boy: Only if it's your titty pizza.
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