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Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish
Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
The mixture of bodily fluids that accumulate in the panties after sex
"I need to change my panties. They're filled with PANTY PUDDING."
When a guy wears panties and gets an erection.
She could see his king size panty bar from the bus.
Male underwear that have been aged. They typically have lost the elasticity in the band, causing them to slide off of the hips. The color is dull from being washed many times. The equivalent of granny panties for males.
How old are your papa panties? They are falling off of you.
when your panties are drenched in you or your lover's cum and form a "goo"
I was doing the laundry, and found a pair of gooey panties. What a night last night was!
Repetitive overcommunication between individuals.
Billy, are you done sharing panties with Dave yet?