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This is when you get home from work in the mid afternoon and you find your girlfriend is asleep. But it’s a trick, she is not asleep and actually wants anal but you’re gonna do it her way.
She grabs the icy hot and rims her entire ass then you know the drill so you hit your dick and balls too. While the spice is kicking in the key is to dip your balls in and out of her ass to get things going and now it’s time to start the fire. You slam it in and out of her ass until the windows fog up from the icy turning to hot and your Workzone is on fucking fire. You know if you’ve done your job when she tells you she hasn’t shit right in weeks.
“Hey Jenny, I know I’ve settled down with Jimmy but I’m still a total fucking whore at heart. Every girl needs a little anal. Remember the time you let Matt put it in your ass in a basement after getting smashed on dollar beer night? I’m still jealous so I’m gonna Pepper the Workzone With Jimmy tonight.”
“Last time you did that you shit blood for 3 days!”
i love you aleks :)
you are amazing aleks i love you p p peppers
A hot pepper in the taco is a sexual reference referring to the act of putting a chili pepper or jalepeno into the vagina or anus.
She's super into getting that pepper in the taco mate.
Joshua pepper is my friend
Joshua pepper is my friend
When you buy peppers for everyone to eat, but your to much of a pussy to eat one yourself.
Joe is such a pepper pussy, because he wouldn't eat a Carolina reaper with us and he bought them.
An easy target to roast. A person who is always doing things that make it easy for others to make fun of him
Antonio is always wearing his cap backwards. He's such a bell pepper.
A type of pepper shaped like a bell.
Bell peppers are sometimes in fijitas.