cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

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phone sex

To pleasure oneself anally or vaginally with a telecommunications device.

Mr. Norcross-Jesus christ, why does the phone smell like arse?
Scott- Ben was doing teh phone sex again!

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Mom Phone

A big chunky cell phone that would normally be used by a mom, but is being used by a high school-age kid. This phone is NOT, under any circumstances, to be called a Mom Phone when an adult female is using it.

Jerry: Hey Victor, can I use your Mom Phone?
Victor: Yes indeed!

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Phone Fart

A phone fart is when you (or the person on the other line) accidentally hits one of the number keys on his/her phone, resulting in a jarring high pitched noise that assaults the ears of both parties.

I hung up on Ben after he phone farted like five times. My ears are ringing!!!

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Phone anxiety

The feeling that causes you to use your phone while among friends who are already on theirs.

Hermann: "Franz, did you see how Christofer was just staring at his phone without using it?”

Franz: "I think you texty texters gave him phone anxiety."

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Cell Phone

The cell phone, one of the greatest things to come out of the 1980s, is one of the new millenium's most popular trends. Cell phones provide communication from almost anywhere, like in a mall, on a bus, in school, on an irplane, or even while driving!

Cell phones allow people to talk loudly and obnoxiously from miles away, as opposed to only while in the same room.

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phone date

It is when when you take your phone to a verizon store and buy it something special. For example, blackberrys are high maintenance. They could have you waiting for like 2 hours while they pick out a new case or skin or something. You should google these phones and make sure they are not on the America's most wanted list before you go dating these phones.

We should totally have a phone date soon.

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