When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"
Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).
He enjoys a Royal BM everyday after work.
The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
The act of pooping directly into someone's butthole and then they poop that poop out into the persons mouth while they sing Hello by Adele.
Man last night I gave Tina a royal shawn. Her singing voice is beautiful.
the royal bomber is represented in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE). it is basically the new guardians of the isle
(GOTIS can sometimes stink, only spamming bomb gliders but hey they are pretty cool anyway)
random admission: OMG ITS A KC!!!!!!
the RB: no im a royal bomber
admission: whats that?
RB: its the new GOTI
RB: hi grand marshal HiIrock99
HiIrock99: hi fellow royal bomber
RB: oh im a gen null royal bomber