golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

92👍 74👎

ja rule

Rapper from Queens. Everybody loved him, but after 50 cent said something about him..suddenly everyone denies ever liking him. funny how that works.

John: Yo 50 Cent is beefing wit Ja Rule.
Derrick: Oh snap, il go throw out his greatest hits cd.

20👍 12👎

ja rule

lil wanksta hu thinks hes ghetto

go dre in shit hits the fans(ja rule diss) sayin 'talkin bout u guna slap me,nigga plz u gotta jump and swing 2 hit my nees' xx

20👍 12👎

Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

12👍 6👎

Rule 92

If it exists, there are spammers on it (e.g., Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

I just got a spam-mention on Twitter... Rule 92 is true!

16👍 9👎

brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.

I got hit by the brown-rule again.

6👍 2👎

rule of 7

cut your age in half then add 7, that is how young you can go to hook up with someone

bob:yo you see that girl?
joe:yea but she aint in my rule of 7, she too young
bob:huh
Joe:I'm 20 half that is 10 add 7 thats 17 she only 16, thats a no go

6👍 4👎