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wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.
john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.
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When you ejaculate into your partners mouth unexpectedly...then they scream and scurry away.
I totally gave my girl the salty siren last night!!
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After someone has been sweating (and tastes a bit salty) and their partner licks their butt hole.
After Jim came home from the gym last night, I surprised him with a salty cocoa.
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Canine genitals filled with fresh "juice" that gives them a salty taste. Commonly enjoyed by Asians.
Yo, wanna go to Chinatown and grab some salty dog?
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During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.
She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.
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what a girl swallows after a blow job
I just have her a salty smoothie
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When you are in an argument with someone and it turns out you are wrong
John: No its A!
Mike: It's B!
Teacher: the answer is b
Mike: John's feelin salty!
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